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{"type":"standard","title":"Nankō Port Town Line","displaytitle":"Nankō Port Town Line","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q1073366","titles":{"canonical":"Nankō_Port_Town_Line","normalized":"Nankō Port Town Line","display":"Nankō Port Town Line"},"pageid":8330653,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/25/Newtram200.jpg/330px-Newtram200.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/25/Newtram200.jpg","width":1024,"height":683},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1288881949","tid":"2575379f-2970-11f0-be30-8da5b2900e18","timestamp":"2025-05-05T05:16:49Z","description":"Automated People Mover (APM) line of the Osaka Metro in Osaka prefecture, Japan","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Nank%C5%8D_Port_Town_Line"}},"extract":"The Osaka Metro Nankō Port Town Line , also called New Tram, is an automated guideway transit line in Suminoe-ku, Osaka, Japan. The line is operated by Osaka Metro, and was constructed to serve as the main rapid transit line for newly built Osaka South Port habitations and facilities. An extension of the line from Cosmosquare to Trade Center-mae was once owned and operated by a subsidiary of the City of Osaka, Osaka Port Transport System Co., Ltd.. The operation of the section was later merged into Osaka Municipal Transportation Bureau itself to increase the number of passengers by reducing fares and simplifying the previously separate fare structures.","extract_html":"
The Osaka Metro Nankō Port Town Line , also called New Tram, is an automated guideway transit line in Suminoe-ku, Osaka, Japan. The line is operated by Osaka Metro, and was constructed to serve as the main rapid transit line for newly built Osaka South Port habitations and facilities. An extension of the line from Cosmosquare to Trade Center-mae was once owned and operated by a subsidiary of the City of Osaka, Osaka Port Transport System Co., Ltd.. The operation of the section was later merged into Osaka Municipal Transportation Bureau itself to increase the number of passengers by reducing fares and simplifying the previously separate fare structures.
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