Jörg Eugster is a Swiss author and blogger.
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{"type":"standard","title":"Joe Safdie","displaytitle":"Joe Safdie","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q105093703","titles":{"canonical":"Joe_Safdie","normalized":"Joe Safdie","display":"Joe Safdie"},"pageid":66472695,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Joe_Safdie.jpg/330px-Joe_Safdie.jpg","width":320,"height":399},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Joe_Safdie.jpg","width":540,"height":674},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1260594032","tid":"45d9524a-b004-11ef-bb30-e678e6201ffb","timestamp":"2024-12-01T16:49:47Z","description":"American poet (born 1953)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Safdie","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Safdie?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Safdie?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joe_Safdie"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Safdie","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Joe_Safdie","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joe_Safdie?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Joe_Safdie"}},"extract":"Joe Safdie is an American poet, critic, and educator. He's published seven books of poems as well as essays in journals including Jacket, Jacket 2, and The Los Angeles Review of Books, and most recently, in March 2021, Caesura. In February of 2020 he presented a paper entitled \"Edward Dorn, Satire, and the Via Negativa\" at the Louisville Conference on Literature and Culture; it was later published in Dispatches from the Poetry Wars and featured on academia.edu. While writer-in-residence at the Gloucester Writers Center in June 2016, he presented \"Charles Olson and Finding One's Place,\" later published in the Journal of Poetics Research. He also edited the literary magazines Zephyr and Peninsula. After 28 years of teaching English at various colleges, he retired in 2019 and moved to Portland, Oregon, continuing a pattern of living in cities on the West Coast of North America including, in reverse order, Encinitas, California, Seattle, Washington, and Bolina