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{"fact":"Polydactyl cats (a cat with 1-2 extra toes on their paws) have this as a result of a genetic mutation. These cats are also referred to as 'Hemingway cats' because writer Ernest Hemingway reportedly owned dozens of them at his home in Key West, Florida.","length":252}

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{"fact":"The cat's tail is used to maintain balance.","length":43}

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{"fact":"The average litter of kittens is between 2 - 6 kittens.","length":55}

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