{"slip": { "id": 81, "advice": "Age is of no importance, unless you are a cheese."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
{"slip": { "id": 186, "advice": "One of the single best things about being an adult, is being able to buy as much LEGO as you want."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"fact":"Cats do not think that they are little people. They think that we are big cats. This influences their behavior in many ways.","length":124}
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